Tuesday, December 20, 2016

Billboard Hot 100 Highlights December 31st, 2016/4 Your Eyez Only Album Review


You know, for a song that mostly got big off a meme, you would think Black Beatles would've been unseated by now. But unfortunately due to the latest drama going down in the music industry, the thing that might be unseating it could be...Camila Cabello. Don't let the numbers fool you, that song is making a comeback next week. In the meantime, we've got a J. Cole album bomb. Happy new year. HIGHLIGHTS TIME!

Top 20

1. Black Beatles by Rae Sremmurd ft. Gucci Mane (1)
2. Starboy by The Weeknd ft. Daft Punk (2)
3. Closer by The Chainsmokers ft. Halsey (3)
4. 24K Magic by Bruno Mars (4) (Biggest Digital Sales Gainer)
5. Side To Side by Ariana Grande ft. Nicki Minaj (5)
6. I Don't Wanna Live Forever (Fifty Shades Darker) by Zayn & Taylor Swift (New)
7. Deja Vu by J. Cole (New)
8. Juju On That Beat (TZ Anthem) by Zay Hilfigerrr & Zayion McCall (6)
9. Let Me Love You by DJ Snake ft. Justin Bieber (8)
10. Don't Wanna Know by Maroon 5 ft. Kendrick Lamar (7)
11. Immortal by J. Cole (New)
12. Fake Love by Drake (11)
13. Neighbors by J. Cole (New)
14. Bad Things by Machine Gun Kelly x Camila Cabello (10)
15. Heathens by twenty one pilots (9)
16. Caroline by Aminé (15)
17. Broccoli by D.R.A.M. ft. Lil Yachty (12)
18. Scars To Your Beautiful by Alessia Cara (13)
19. Starving by Hailee Steinfeld & Grey ft. Zedd (14)
20. All I Want For Christmas Is You by Mariah Carey (17)

Fell Off Top 20

25. i hate u i love u by gnash ft. Olivia O'Brien (16)
27. Love On The Brain by Rihanna (20)
28. The Greatest by Sia ft. Kendrick Lamar (18)
32. Treat You Better by Shawn Mendes (19)

Big Gains (10+)

54. False Prophets by J. Cole (93) (Biggest Streaming Gainer)
90. Rockabye by Clean Bandit ft. Sean Paul & Manne-Marie (100)

Moderate Gains (5 - 9)

31. Bounce Back by Big Sean (39)
71. Chantaje by Shakira ft. Maluma (79)

Big Losses (10+)

28. The Greatest by Sia ft. Kendrick Lamar (18)
32. Treat You Better by Shawn Mendes (19)
35. In The Name Of Love by Martin Garrix & Bebe Rexha (25)
37. Love Me Now by John Legend (23)
40. Cold Water by Major Lazer ft. Justin Bieber & MØ (21)
41. Cheap Thrills by Sia ft. Sean Paul (26)
42. Unsteady by X Ambassadors (22)
43. Don't Let Me Down by The Chainsmokers ft. Daya (31)
46. Jingle Bell Rock by Bobby Helms (35)
47. OOOUUU by Young M.A (27)
48. Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree by Brenda Lee (37)
49. Chill Bill by Rob $tone ft. J. Davi$ & Spooks (34)
53. Party Monster by The Weeknd (29)
56. May We All by Florida Georgia Line ft. Tim McGraw (42)
60. Do You Mind by DJ Khaled ft. Nicki Minaj, Chris Brown, August Algina, Jeremih, Future & Rick Ross (44)
62. Million Reasons by Lady Gaga (52)
64. Used To This by Future ft. Drake (51)
69. Song For Another Time by Old Dominion (59)
74. Too Much Sauce by DJ ESCO ft. Future & Lil Uzi Vert (64)
75. Redbone by Childish Gambino (48)
76. Pick Up The Phone by Young Thug & Travis Scott ft. Quavo (62)
78. Reminder by The Weeknd (50)
81. Six Feet Under by The Weeknd ft. Future (55)
82. Sidewalks by The Weeknd ft. Kendrick Lamar (54)
86. Sleep Without You by Brett Young (74)
87. Play That Song by Train (77)
88. Fresh Eyes by Andy Grammer (73)
93. Die For You by The Weeknd (71)

Moderate Losses (5 - 9)

15. Heathens by twenty one pilots (9)
17. Broccoli by D.R.A.M. ft. Lil Yachty (12)
18. Scars To Your Beautiful by Alessia Cara (13)
19. Starving by Hailee Steinfeld & Grey ft. Zedd (14)
25. i hate u i love u by gnash ft. Olivia O'Brien (16)
27. Love On The Brain by Rihanna (20)
33. I Feel It Coming by The Weeknd ft. Daft Punk (28) (Biggest Airplay Gainer)
38. Blue Ain't Your Color by Keith Urban (30)
39. Can't Stop The Feeling! by Justin Timberlake (32)
44. Mercy by Shawn Mendes (38)
49. This Town by Niall Horan (41)
51. X by 21 Savage & Metro Boomin ft. Future (43)
58. You Was Right by Lil Uzi Vert (49)
59. Wanna Be That Song by Brett Eldredge (53)
63. Come And See Me by PARTYNEXTDOOR ft. Drake (56)
65. Say You Won't Let Go by James Arthur (60)
72. Sneakin' by Drake ft. 21 Savage (63)
80. HandClap by Fitz And The Tantrums (75)
95. All We Know by The Chainsmokers ft. Phoebe Ryan (89)
96. Selfish by PnB Rock (90)
97. You're Welcome by Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson (92)
98. My S**t by A Boogie Wit da Hoodie (91)
99. Alone by Marshmello (94)

Dropouts

  • This Is What You Came For by Calvin Harris ft. Rihanna (36, 32 weeks)
  • Ride by twenty one pilots (40, 39 weeks)
  • Needed Me by Rihanna (46, 45 weeks)
  • One Dance by Drake ft. WizKid & Kyla (47, 36 weeks)
  • Tiimmy Turner by Desiigner (61, 20 weeks)
  • Black Barbies by Nicki Mianj x Mike WiLL Made-It (65, 1 week)
  • Secrets by The Weeknd (66, 2 weeks)
  • Me And Your Mama by Childish Gambino (68, 2 weeks)
  • Home by gnash ft. Johnny Yukon (76, 1 week)
  • True Colors by The Weeknd (78, 2 weeks)
  • Middle Of A Memory by Cole Swindell (80, 20 weeks)
  • Rockin' by The Weeknd (82, 2 weeks)
  • All I Know by The Weeknd ft. Future (83, 2 weeks)
  • That's My Girl by Fifth Harmony (84, 3 weeks)
  • False Alarm by The Weeknd (86, 4 weeks)
  • Attention by The Weeknd (96, 2 weeks)
  • Ordinary Life by The Weeknd (97, 2 weeks)
  • What They Want by Russ (99, 7 weeks)

Returning Entries

77. Deja Vu by Post Malone ft. Justin Bieber
94. How Far I'll Go by Alessia Cara

New Entries

6. I Don't Wanna Live Forever (Fifty Shades Darker) by Zayn & Taylor Swift
7. Deja Vu by J. Cole
11. Immortal by J. Cole
13. Neighbors by J. Cole
21. Change by J. Cole
22. She's Mine Pt. 1 by J. Cole
23. For Whom The Bell Tolls by J. Cole
24. Ville Mentality by J. Cole
29. 4 Your Eyez Only by J. Cole
30. Foldin Clothes by J. Cole
34. She's Mine Pt. 2 by J. Cole
52. Just Hold On by Steve Aoki & Louis Tomlinson
57. Everybody Dies by J. Cole
67. Darlin' Don't Go by Sundance Head
83. Congratulations by Post Malone ft. Quavo
89. At Last by Sundance Head

New and Returning Entries Ranked

1. Foldin Clothes

I love the bass on this song. Seriously, that groove is fantastic and the tone is perfect. Plus, the lyrics are about Cole taking care of his pregnant wife. See, that's sweet. I can get behind that. My only problem is that the last verse feels disconnected from the rest of the song.

2. Change

This beat is bumpin'. It's kinda minimalist, but still energetic and brings a good kind of jazz to the table. Plus Cole's talking about the struggles of growing up where he did. I can get behind that. These are the kinds of J. Cole songs that work best for me. Energetic and focused lyrics.

3. How Far I'll Go

So, I've actually seen Moana since the Moana bomb. So now I'm able to appreciate what the lyrics are talking about. It's a nice song. I still prefer the Auli'i Cravalho version for her cleaner vocals and production. Still, Alessia's version works for what it is.

4. At Last

Once again we got no covers from The Voice until the very end. I didn't recognize the title but I do remember hearing this song in commercials or movies or something. I can't remember exactly but it feels common. Mr. Head here actually does a great job with it, turning it into a sweeping country-ish ballad. He's got a nice voice and the strings are well-done. So yeah. Good stuff.

5. Darlin' Don't Go

So this is an original song from Mr. Head, unlike the other song he performed on the finale of The Voice. It's not as good as the cover, but it still gets the job done. Generic, but nothing really wrong with it on a technical level. Plus it does have an electric guitar solo. Sweet.

6. 4 Your Eyez Only

When I saw that this track was 8 minutes long, I was worried it would drag. And somehow, it doesn't really feel that long. Even though the instrumentation doesn't change much, it feels like it utilizes every second really well. Basically it reveals how most of the album has been about a friend of Cole's still struggling in the streets. So yeah, pretty good closer, I'd say.

7. She's Mine Pt. 2

Light instrumentation actually works here pretty well. I like the lyrics about J. Cole's newborn daughter. It's all very sweet. I wish Cole himself didn't sound half-asleep. The first part also has this problem, which I talk about below, but I do feel this part at least fixes some of the problems the first part has. So yeah, decent song. A little too long though.

8. For Whom The Bell Tolls

I was gonna give this an intro/10, but I actually really like the jazzy instrumentation. Plus the lyrics about hopelessness, which actually feel very genuine. Solid start.

9. She's Mine Pt. 1

Lyrically this is about J. Cole's wife. Yeah, I can get behind that. That's a good thing to write a song about. I just wish it wasn't boring to listen to. Yeah the lyrics are touching, but the instrumentation's really lightweight and Cole himself sounds half asleep. I guess it's supposed to sound like a lullaby, but it's still boring. Sorry.

10. Neighbors

Solid concept for a song. The cops showing up at Cole's door because the neighbors think he's selling drugs. At least I think that's what's happening. This beat's not doing much for me though. It feels incomplete, mostly a muted bass synth. It's okay, could've been better.

11. Just Hold On

Kinda loud for my tastes. Also there's something about Louis Tomlinson's voice that kinda bothers me. Not that he's a bad singer, maybe it's just a little pitchy? He's got power. And this is an okay melody. Maybe I'm just not in the proper mood for it right now.

12. Immortal

I don't like the beat to this. It's pretty cheap and I'm not sure what it's going for with that flute. The content however is surprisingly strong. All about the dangers of the ghetto. Also the beat switches up into something more pleasant and cohesive toward the end, so it gets points for that.

13. Everybody Dies

This song isn't even on 4 Your Eyez Only. Which is probably why it was the lowest charting J. Cole song this week. Well...I like the beat to this. Energetic drums and a muted synthline. Still, Cole's flow is kinda stilted until he picks up some energy at the end. And he's talking about winning beef with various rappers. And I don't believe a word he's saying. Just take the L, sir.

14. I Don't Wanna Live Forever (Fifty Shades Darker)

I'm still a little weirded out that Taylor Swift is doing a song for a movie about rough sex. I'm not the only one, right? The best way I can describe this song is lukewarm. I don't like Zayn's falsetto and there's not much to the beat. Kind of boring, not necessarily awful. Give it a while though. Also disappointing that this is Taylor Swift's highest charting song since Wildest Dreams. Maybe it's time for a new album?

15. Deja Vu (J. Cole)

Really? This was the highest charting J. Cole song this week? I guess this is deja vu in the sense that we already heard Bryson Tiller use this beat on Exchange. I don't like that song. Cole uses it a little better by having more consistent energy but the lyrics feel incredibly judgmental. Not a fan. Plus that "put two fingers in the sky" cadence is stupid.

16. Ville Mentality

Well this track is kind of a dick. Or at least Cole's being one on it. The jazzy instrumentation is boring here, it just kinda drones along. Cole himself complains about fame without any real insight. The only real details are given by someone who's not J. Cole: a little girl who appears on one of the post choruses and at the end. And she doesn't seem very fazed by her father's death. I don't care either.

17. Deja Vu (Post Malone)

It's here because of Post Malone's album finally dropping. Apparently he's become a meme because of Anthony Fantano. Anyway, still stupid. A clear Hotline Bling wannabe that doesn't know what deja vu actually is. Joy. I look forward to never thinking about Post Malone again next week.

18. Congratulations

Question, Post. If you're making a song about breaking out in the big time, why would you make it gritty and dark like a Travis Scott song? That strikes me as the wrong move. It's not even a good-sounding Travis Scott song. The darkness is kinda empty. Quavo is...the best part of the song but that's mostly because he's next to Post Malone of all people. Yeah, this don't do it for me.

(By the way, 4 Your Eyez Only gets a rating of 6/10 from me)

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