Tuesday, August 22, 2017

Billboard Hot 100 Highlights September 2nd, 2017


Sparse week? Works for me. Still getting used to my new daily work schedule but the highlights shall live on! HIGHLIGHTS!

Top 20

1. Despacito by Luis Fonsi & Daddy Yankee ft. Justin Bieber (1)
2. Wild Thoughts by DJ Khaled ft. Rihanna & Bryson Tiller (2)
3. Bodak Yellow by Cardi B (8)
4. Unforgettable by French Montana ft. Swae Lee (3)
5. Believer by Imagine Dragons (4)
6. Attention by Charlie Puth (5)
7. There's Nothing Holdin' Me Back by Shawn Mendes (6)
8. That's What I Like by Bruno Mars (7)
9. Shape Of You by Ed Sheeran (9)
10. Body Like A Back Road by Sam Hunt (11)
11. I'm The One by DJ Khaled ft. Justin Bieber, Quavo, Chance The Rapper & Lil Wayne
12. Bank Account by 21 Savage (12)
13. Strip That Down by Liam Payne ft. Quavo (15)
14. Congratulations by Post Malone ft. Quavo (14)
15. Slow Hands by Niall Horan (17)
16. Redbone by Childish Gambino (13)
17. Humble. by Kendrick Lamar (16)
18. XO TOUR Llif3 by Lil Uzi Vert (18)
19. Something Just Like This by The Chainsmokers & Coldplay (19)
20. Feels by Calvin Harris ft. Pharrell, Katy Perry & Big Sean (21)

Fell Off Top 20

23. Stay by Zedd & Alessia Cara (20)

Big Gains (10+)

29. What About Us by Pink (82)
33. Versace On The Floor by Bruno Mars (43)
37. 1-800-273-8255 by Logic ft. Alessia Cara & Khalid (50)
52. The Race by Tay-K (70)
68. When It Rains It Pours by Luke Combs (80)
73. Unforgettable by Thomas Rhett (86)
79. It Ain't My Fault by Brothers Osborne (91)
80. All The Pretty Girls by Kenny Chesney (92)
85. Every Little Thing by Carly Pearce (98)

Moderate Gains (5 - 9)

3. Bodak Yellow by Cardi B (8)
53. Felices Los 4 by Maluma (61)
56. Back To You by Louis Tomlinson ft. Bebe Rexha & Digital Farm Animals (62)
59. Somebody Else Will by Justin Moore (64)
82. They Don't Know by Jason Aldean (89)
89. B.E.D. by Jacquees (94)

Big Losses (10+)

62. Do I Make You Wanna by Billy Currington (52)
64. 2U by David Guetta ft. Justin Bieber (45)
74. Flatliner by Cole Swindell ft. Dierks Bentley (56)
76. Reminder by The Weeknd (65)
86. Patty Cake by Kodak Black (76)
91. Privacy by Chris Brown (79)

Moderate Losses (5 - 9)

32. Now Or Never by Halsey (26)
39. Castle On The Hill by Ed Sheeran (33)
46. Slippery by Migos ft. Gucci Mane (37)
66. DNA. by Kendrick Lamar (59)
67. Most Girls by Hailee Steinfeld (60)
72. My Girl by Dylan Scott (66)
78. Malibu by Miley Cyrus (73)
83. Bad Liar by Selena Gomez (74)
84. First Day Out by Tee Grizzley (78)
93. Perplexing Pegasus by Rae Sremmurd (84)

Dropouts

  • Issues by Julia Michaels (44, 11, 29 weeks)
  • OMG by Camila Cabello ft. Quavo (81, 81, 1 week)
  • What's My Name by China Anne McClain (85, 61, 3 weeks)
  • Yo Da Baddest by Future ft. Nicki Minaj (87, 38, 2 weeks)
  • Down by Fifth Harmony ft. Gucci Mane (90, 42, 9 weeks)
  • Chillin' Like A Villain by Bobo Stewart, Cameron Boyce, Mitchell Hope & Sofia Carson (95, 95, 1 week)
  • Havana by Camila Cabello ft. Young Thug (99, 99, 1 week)

Returning Entries

100. Woke Up Like This by Playboi Carti ft. Lil Uzi Vert

New Entries

42. Silence by Marshmello ft. Khalid
88. More Girls Like You by Kip Moore
92. Something New by Wiz Khalifa ft. Ty Dolla $ign
95. Untouchable by YoungBoy Never Broke Again
97. I Could Use A Love Song by Maren Morris
98. Fix A Drink by Chris Janson

New and Returning Entries Ranked

1. Silence

Khalid is on a roll. I've loved him in all of charting songs, and this just might be one of my favorites. I wondered how he would work with a producer whose previous song Alone was pretty loud around. Well, he toned down and matched Khalid pretty much perfectly. It's more low key but still powerful and catchy enough to bring up the feels. Yeah, I'm rooting for this. Though the drop is a little weak.

2. I Could Use A Love Song

This took long enough to cross over. I heard this on country radio a couple times and it is pretty nice. Somber, uncertain song about a relationship. It's good to see Maren Morris on the Hot 100 again outside of her wasted feature on Craving You. It sounds pleasant and heartfelt and I wouldn't mind this doing well. I like it more than Every Little Thing, in fact.

3. Untouchable

I've noticed this bubbling for a while and wasn't really impressed. But I ended up liking this more than I expected. Has a nice atmosphere and the first verse talking about struggles in ghetto life. And even when he's bragging about his wealth in the second verse, he takes a moment to connect with his fans and family. I mean, it's not much or particularly deep, but it's more than many of this guy's contemporaries would do. So, yeah, this is alright. Not sure I'll really remember this though, or that this guy will have much more exposure other than maybe XXL next year if he's lucky.

4. Fix A Drink

Bro countryyyyyyyy. I mean, at least it's not really objectifying girls. More just talking about things that suck like American politics and your truck breaking down, and how he can't fix those, but he can fix a drink. Decent premise, at least, but it doesn't really try to connect these two things together, so the writing isn't as strong as it could be. Also the guitars are a bit too crunched for my liking, and Chris Janson's drawl is annoying. I probably dislike this more than I should.

5. Woke Up Like This

I guess this got a music video now. This really should've bit the dust once Magnolia became a success. This is still boring.

6. More Girls Like You

Okay, if you have to clarify at the beginning of your lyric video that having kids isn't the focus of your song, you probably screwed up. Yeah, this is supposed to be romantic, unlike your typical bro country song, but it's still a bro country song, and it sounds bad. Especially Kip Moore's drawl. That in particular feels really sleazy and make this all around unenjoyable. Pass.

7. Something New

Maybe these guys should take their own advice and give us something new. This is a slow, sloppy sex jam, and not a particularly good one either. Nothing particularly stands out other than Wiz's weird, disjointed rhyme scheme and Ty saying he wants to "sing to that p***y like 'la da da di da'." That's gotta be one of the dumbest lines of the entire year.

5 comments:

  1. I'm shocked you didn't mention Despacito's 15th (And quite frankly annoying) week at #1, making it only the second song in Billboard history to break the so called "14 week barrier"

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    1. No, I'm saying 16 weeks at most, I think Bodak Yellow could be the song to get to #1, mostly because of it's streaming.

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  2. Be prepared, because queen snake Taylor is back!

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